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The Day My WiFi Became Self-Aware (Or Why Your Router Needs a Break)

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It was a day like any other. I was comfortably settled on the couch, cup of coffee in hand, ready to doomscroll through the internet for hours. But that’s when it happened. My WiFi router β€” blinking its green and yellow lights like a feverish R2-D2 β€” seemed to make a decision: today was the day it had had enough.

I could swear those tiny blinking lights turned red with rage. My devices all froze in an instant. I pictured my router rolling its virtual eyes and saying, β€œOh, you want another TikTok cat video? Nah, I think I’m good. I’ve had enough of your nonsense.” As absurd as it sounds, sometimes I think my router is secretly alive. And why wouldn’t it be? I mean, if I had to handle video streams, gaming sessions, and endless Zoom calls all at once without a break, I’d probably stage a rebellion too.

The Reality of WiFi Fatigue

In truth, your router needs a break just like anything else. Think of it like your overworked brain on a Monday morning…

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